Dear,

Dear Stealer,
I still hate you. I am still mad at you. But thankfully my bank is freakin' amazing and is already replacing the money you stole from me.
-You know my name it was on that card.
p.s. Everyone I have told makes fun of your fashion sense(Hot Topic) So if it makes you feel better we think your ugly.

Dear Wells Fargo,
I love you. Thank you for taking care of things so quickly. I know it is not all done yet. I am happy that it is starting to be resolved.
-Jessica(a forever loyal customer...for now)

Dear 12 year old looking man child,
What in the world were you doing in your truck on the 805 yesterday. Were you not aware we were in TRAFFIC! Try to pay attention, you almost hit me twice...TWICE! And your giant monster truck would of hurt my poor baby.
-The girl in front of you in that super cute Jeep Compass(I saw you looking)
P.s. If you can't see over your steering wheel, get a booster seat. Oh, how old are you anyways?

Dear Cashier at Vons,
I am super happy our choice to "have fun without drinking" made you so excited. Your "you go girl" comment really motivated me to stay away from drinking and to keep making mocktails. I now see in real life the effects of drinking too much.
-Girl making the mocktails

Dear downstairs neighbors,
SHUT UP! Go inside your freakin' apart and yell at eachother from there. There is NO reason you need to step outside right under my window or my child's window to bicker at 10p.m. Are you freaking serious? You both are extremely sarcarstic, you both have issues. So go inside and take care of them. Maybe you went outside because your t.v. was too loud? Here is an idea, now bare with me it might be complicated...I might be wrong but MOST T.V.'s have a really cool feature. It is called the volume button. If you move it down it lowers the sound coming from the t.v. It is amazing I know. Try it out sometime? Great.
-Your incredibly annoyed neighbor.

Dear katie love,
Have I told you how excited I am for your wedding this saturday!
I can't wait to stand by your side and be a part of your speacial day.
You mean the world to me, we have been through so much together. I can't believe what started out as throwing sour patch watermelon at some random boy turned into this... go figure?
I love you and am so happy for you and Robert, I wish you the best!
Love, Jessica
P.s. I will forever cherish those moments hiding in the little boys section at target to avoid people. :)

Dear Husband,
Yes I am writing a novel. I am blogging. I enjoy it. You sit there and watch the history channel and leave me to my computer. Be nice or I will no longer be willing to scratch your back/head at night. Yea that's right I went there.
-I LOVE YOU
p.s. thanks for being amazine.